“Glazer’s fitness is pretty inspiring”

Guessing A-Rod had receivers with verticals better than 2.5 inches in high school.

Why is deadspin so invested in defending millenials?

I’m sure the New York media will react to this decision by Sabathia with all the respect and tact they can muster.

The ALL STAR break needs a NHL style skill competition where we get to answer questions like these. I would watch that shit for hours so long as Berman isn’t commentating.

I totally understand I may take flack for this, and I am open to correction, but the guy was moving forward with an awfully large head of steam before throwing that ball. I’m not saying throwing 100+ isn’t impressive. I’m just saying qualifying that with “only a dozen or so guys can do that” isn’t true. You give every…

Actually, you’ve not applied any logic at all. Read up on sample size. A player with 8 career homeruns in 600+ plate appearances and .650 OPS is considered shitty by major league baseball standards. Even shitty players don’t go 0 for 600. The Cardinals lost to the reds 11-0 in September, again, they are not a shitty…

100% right. This website is the Montreal Canadiens of the blogosphere or whatever the fuck its called. A bunch of whiny, sarcastic, ironic wusses thumbing their nose at any expression of anger and aggression. “Yeah! What a BABY Paul Molitor is for telling that guy to go F himself! Yeah! It’s so stupid to throw at…

Deadspin should put together a youth baseball clinic to teach kids from an early age how to play the game according to their progressive, trendy, and logical ways.

Well-said. If we wanted to watch something completely void of emotion on either side, we’d give Tom and Gisele their own reality TV show.

Minutes after this game Cleveland was officially eliminated from playoff contention. Not to mention the fact that the Twins waxed them by 6 runs in the first game. They will probably finish below .500 for the season, so yeah, shitty team.

Best username in history. Enjoy it while it lasts, you’ll get shadow banned soon.

Strawman! There’s fun, and there’s being an asshole. This is true in any competition.

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Eh, I’m with them. That batflip was bullshit. There’s a difference between having fun and showing up people, and that was the latter.

And one other thing—don’t be calling the AL Manager of the Year a “baby.”

Ramirez didn’t simply “admire his home run”—is bat flip was a douchebag move (especially with the score 10-1) and Molitor is spot on telling him to fuck off. As for tomorrow’s game, Twins pitchers have more important shit to deal with than drilling dickhead Ramirez—the Twins are looking for a wild card spot, the…

This really isn’t a simple bat flip - it’s the guy throwing his bat in the air like he’s a baton twirler in a blowout game. I know Deadspin’s stance on this is annoying crystal clear but isn’t there still a line?

Or, you could learn to say “I have no idea”. It’s liberating, you should try it sometime.