Ha! I wish I could have been there when Erin Gloria Ryan and Diana Moskovitz read this report

On a scale of Tobias Funke to GOB Bluth I give Kovalevs chicken sound a solid Tommy Wiseau...

nerd.

Better than the leash they were on 300 years ago...

Bethesda shuts you guys out... fallout 4 not voted as a best game of 2015... Lol seems legit

I’m just getting into EPL so I’m unfamiliar with the rules but there’s no way Chelsea can get relegated right?

As per usual, Barry Petchesky is the only thing resembling an adult—let alone a journalist—on this god forsaken site. Good on ya Barry. You’re too good for this place

“Can someone explain to me what a ‘one-nighter’ is?”- Typical Deadspin Reader

Jesus. 10,000 words to say. “Waaaaaaahhhhhhhh. Waaahhhhhh. Baby NEEDS His baba! Waaaaaahhhhh”

Black guy says racist thing. Doesn’t realize he is exactly that which he despises.

It’s better than: “I’m tom ley, an aggregator from Deadspin”

So this rapist we like?

This is just moar great leadership. You guys just don’t get it...

STEROIDS.

Look the guys a grade A asshole for cutting off his child. I wouldnt cut off my daughter if she weht om a 5 state murder spree. But i just can’t help but Lol at all you bleeding hearts. You kids talk a good game...but when the time comes to have a grandkid and he looks NOTHING like you... I hope and pray you are just…

Another story about cultural appropriation...

But why does he have a boner?

And now his watch has ended...

“This is it. This is the sign. He thinks he black. He will not be another tissue soft eurotrash washout pussy. In phil I trust. ”- dilussionally hopeful knick fans