“Those are just numbers that you put in the paper that don’t mean anything.”

Eh, just get him to sprinkle some Old Bay into a Natty Bo and chug it down, and Marylanders won’t be able to buy his jersey fast enough.

God I’m gonna miss Barry O

“Winners win, losers make excuses.”

Well, San Diego will be underwater in a couple years so maybe it ultimately would be for the best if they moved inland.

“A lot of this is the fact that Obama was an ineffective president.”

This is good to know, but I’m not quite sure why everyone’s so thrilled. It will do NOTHING to his voters. They won’t care. If they don’t care when he insults a disabled person, and veterans and their families, and he stiffs small business owners, they are not going to care — may even praise his accounting acumen —…

My favorite was you don’t have to be lonely at internsonly.com.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

I guess some people need safe spaces where they don’t have to think about the world at large.

Their fundamental disagreement appears to be whether Kaepernick has freedom of speech, or whether he should literally not answer questions. Basically, the black man should just shut up unless it’s about football. Am i hearing this correctly? And that’s a member of the press, right?

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

No, only one has any history of using a charity for self-dealing and paying off legal bills. The other has a charity that is rated highly by the watchdogs and effective at its goals. The problem is that idiots like you spread disinformation and bullshit because they can’t actually defend their preferred candidate.

So great that this prosecution is being vigorously advanced, but nobody seems to want to do much about a certain presidential candidate doing literally the exact same thing.

You gotta stay hydrated when you’re gonna shit the bed this much.

THERE WAS NO PRINCE TRIBUTE

They’re terrified that non-whites will treat them like they’ve been treating non-whites.

Phil Mickelson is as popular as he is because he was the safe white alternative to Tiger Woods for racist golf fans.

If the NBA switched to a Premier-League-type 40-game one game per week season it would be twice as big as the NFL.

In 1991 people were saying Microsoft was a good stock to invest in, not me though. Todd van Poppel '91 Upper Deck RC is a fast track to retirement.