In today’s White House press briefing, Press Secretary Sarah Sanders defended the president’s comments, arguing that “Pocahontas” is not a racial slur and that the president’s comments were not disrespectful to the men being honored. “Why did he feel the need to say something offensive to many people?” one reporter…

To paraphrase Colbert: Reality (including all the schools of science, math, and logic) has a liberal bias.

WHY IS BRYAN SINGER STILL ALLOWED TO EXIST!?!

Imagine telling telling someone in 1982 that two years shy of the date the first Blade Runner movie takes place in, Americans drive cars built by companies with names like Kia and Hyundai, Pontiac and Oldsmobile no longer exist, and GM sells more cars in The People’s Republic of China than they do in the USA. I…

The unfortunate truth is that hate groups thrive on this sort of mentality.

I feel pretty much the same about 9/11 as i do about any preventable loss of Human life, regardless of the perpetrators. It’s horrible, of course. But —from an outside point of view— do you guys have any idea how tunnel-minded you guys seem? In the interim, you’ve cause three times the deathcount in civilians in…

A24 acquired this back in July, and that’s all I needed to know. A strong review from Dowd is just icing on the cake.

I can hardly blame Robbie for this one, given that she must’ve been an infant when this went down and that since then Harding has stayed in the news only for schlockmeisters like ourselves.

They said fistfuls of oxycontin would kill him, but he proved that’s a liberal scam too!

I hope he personally exposes other liberal hoaxes such as “sticking your head in a lit oven will kill you”, “dropping a radio in the bathtub will kill you”, “jumping in front of a subway train will kill you”. Please show us, literally, how they are all lies.

Yes and start right from the pilot. The first season and the first 9 episodes of the second season are fantastic television, then the show hits a major rough patch but gets back on track by the second season finale which is incredible. If you make it there safe and sound and wanting more, don’t miss out on Fire Walk…

Is she wearing an eyepatch in that picture? Did they cut a scene where she was revealed to be Nadine’s tulpa?

Maybe it’s Baby’s First Critical Analysis to suggest that Twin Peaks: The Return is an extended meditation on both itself and the original run of episodes, but that’s the most coherent interpretation I have so far. I guess the only insight less piercing than that would be “Dale Cooper symbolically represents the…

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Yo homie if you don’t like this porta-potty why you hanging out in it looking for a handjob?

He also thinks Akie Abe doesn’t speak English.

My first thought was “Is this dementia or is this just lots of cocaine?”

He thinks health insurance is life insurance.

Weird, desperate Nintendo is the best Nintendo.