I’m not sure I can keep up with that workload!

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

Ahhh, that was it! I kept having that issue at the aquarium I work at today. And then I went home and tried to play 1-2 Switch with my goldfish, same thing! Went to my bedroom, though...and it also happened, because that’s where my wi-fi was.

Is it that, or are they hating on Dieselgate by tagging an old VW? Idiots are not the brightest, so it wouldn’t shock me if this were the case, especially if there was ANOTHER VW tagged in the neighborhood, owned by an apparent white guy.

Usually it is required upon purchase of a home

“No HOA” was one of the absolutely essential parts of my home search a few years back, both as an auto enthusiast and as a musician.

Also, why not just become Socialists, gang? Like, the GOP is actively courting literal Nazis; the taboo is broken in the younger generation. Democrats and the Democratic party (necessary to make the distinction) need to get hip to Marx or they will die, and they will deserve it.

Well, in 1990s, to fly for about 1 hour (around 500 miles) it cost me about IDR 1.800.000 or USD 1,300 per flight at a time when normal salary for middle management employee was about IDR 500.000 or USD 360 per month. For that you get: plastic paper air ticket that you can’t lose, because the reissuance cost is almost…

A company shouldn’t have to constantly defend something they created

Copyright exists as a specific deal between the government, the general public, and the creator of a work. The government grants the creator a specific monopoly — control of distribution — that the creator can use to monetise their work. After the term of that monopoly ends, the creator’s work goes into the public…

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

Hahahaha, when I worked in a GM dealership parts department I made a fortune off of these things!

Correction: Image shows service attendant refilling blinker fluid- completely non-combustible.

“Just needs a nice set of new wheels and a few gaskets changed”

I can see the Craigslist ad now.

Apparently the answer to that question is way too real for coddled little liberals.

I agree. Respect is given, not earned. We need to sit back and let the president heal the country for all Caucasian Americans. Too long have Alabaster Americans been marginalized from mainstream society, favoring hard-working, highly educated Colored Americans. As white people we all need to come together to heal…

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

I don’t think so...they just have massive chunks of incredible beef and endless red wine. Man, I could really go for 3 steaks and a case of wine right now.

Bury him under a church and send Nicholas Cage after him?