Well that’s going to be good for basketball, in the same way that knowing Bruce Willis is actually dead makes watching the Sixth Sense more enjoyable.

fuck this commercial, too

No, way too far behind to be fathomable. The way a US youth player progresses through the US system is hugely problematic for both developing individual talent and developing a league. A promising 13-year-old in Europe is already playing for a club team’s academy. At 15, he’s training with the first team, and at 16…

I know the scoreboard is off-center and some sight lines are bad and there’s a god damn car next to the glass, but, god damn if that arena doesn’t look cool filled up and going nuts for a hockey game

moar like kevin durant gonna be a fucking wizard amirite

Make America 8-8 again

That Bartolo Colon screensaver is kind of cute.

man, they turned Colon blue again?

This game was friggin’ fantastic from start to finish.

Hickey proved he’s not just a bruiser

Please please please let all the entrances actually lead to moving vans headed for the coast to deposit them on pilotless garbage barges.

No. The chief reason the Broncos want to restructure the contract isn’t because they’re a billion-dollar company trying to pay as little as they can to an employee, it’s because they think his current contract would count more against the cap than he’s worth, which is correct.

If there are any more performances like that, you’ll need a new avatar soon.

“I’m so glad I recorded this.”

There are plenty of reasons not to watch MLS.

“We didn’t lose her. When you lose something you can’t find it. I know exactly where my wife is.”

No. She’s still in Kentucky

Papa John is pretty much Hitler right? We’re all agreed on that?