I listened to this album from beginning to end, and it’s just awful. I found nothing bold here. It’s boring and cliche.

Only issue is that Seagate makes it

Only issue is that Seagate makes it

Great, my 1TB Seagate external hard drive conveniently crashed on me this weekend.

Great, my 1TB Seagate external hard drive conveniently crashed on me this weekend.

Clickbait

Patriots stooping down to that level looks bad on the Patriots.

Here at Deadspin, we find everything to be racist

Here at Deadspin, we find everything to be racist.

Come on Eileen, oh I swear what he means

Race-related click-bait!!!! That is all.

I'm going to call it right now, sex wins the whole bracket, and it won't even be close.

The obvious thing to do here is to get some "haduken" fireballs worked into this video.

The feet jokes are starting to sound forced at this point.

+1 for the Winamp reference.

Didn't 12 Years a Slave win movie of the year last year? And didn't a black actress win best female actor of the year last year? I don't get what the problem is, are you suggesting we should just give black people awards for being black?

Schefter: "This has been he biggest black eye the league has ever had" pun intended?

The Jets have fallen to garage band level. I liked the Jets before anyone else.

*wakes up in the morning* today I'm going to waste my life and join a mock draft just to ruin it for other people.