This sketch is kind of forgettable for me too. Like Tom Lennon said, it's just him saying "monkey torture" a lot.

Why would the children of villains need a shot at redemption. They didn't do anything. Or am I not understanding the premise?

I don't think this cut is weirder than the theatrical version. It's pretty much the same thing except we can't understand the Skeksis most of the time, which I think makes the film less interesting, not weirder. The Dark Crystal was slow but still a good movie, but this just makes it even slower. I think Henson and…

If you think Hocus Pocus is too risque, you need to get out of the house more.