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Tom can't get Ley'd
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How classless. Seriously - think what you want about whether or not Beck was your favourite artist this year, he won the fucking award. No one fucking cares about what you think, Kanye. You just turned someone else's personal achievement into your moment - AGAIN.

This has been one of those stories where the "Narrative vs. Counter-Narrative" era of sports reporting, where there's this symbiotic relationship between traditional sports reporters and new school web writers who shit on each other, has been clearest. And I find both sides equally annoying and pompous.

I tried the same tactic while appearing at traffic court the other day.

My goodness. I don't think this is what the woman had in mind when she asked for a seat with a good view of the rim.

Jesus Christ. Stop trying to defend/rationalize/contextualize this piece of shit magazine.

Dear former hometown: The Rams are gone. It's been effectively over for a while now. You had two choices: Get fucked by the NFL and blackmailed into financing a new stadium, or watch the team that to be fair, probably shouldn't have left LA return to LA. (Attendance history was not that bad, Georgia was a crazy lady,

This Saturday on Thursday Night Football, the San Antonio Raiders look to lock up the number one pick while taking on the hapless L.A. Rams in a game with absolutely no playoff implications. Tune in, because you sad, sorry mother fuckers can't get enough!

Just this once, I'd love to see St Louis, Oakland, and San Diego all tell their NFL teams to get fucked when it comes to asking for publicly-funded venues at the exact same time, just to see what happens. It's not like all three of them can move to LA simultaneously.

Conspiracy kook or not, facts are facts. I am in total agreement with you. That's why I have NEVER gotten a flu shot and never will. And I hold my ground when the average luddite sheep gives me grief.

I assume CNN's last transmission will actually be a shot of Wolf Blitzer - cold and tired from the months of running from the machines - eating Don Lemon's head.

If Kroenke can purchase 60 acres of land in Los Angeles, I'm sure he can afford to build his own stadium in St Louis.

Maybe if they stopped cycling in the same friggin' teams, more people would tune in.

Rodgers, on the other hand, was suspended one game for sexual harassment.

It is rude. That's the right word to describe it. Literally any of us who sit at our shit desk jobs commenting on sports would give almost anything to be an NFL-level player of any quality - even a benchwarmer - for one game - let alone be someone as good as him. Yes he works hard for it, but this isn't like

Deadspin you suck. Told you this yesterday and you were scooped by USA_Today. Lame

You know what I find simplistic and moronic?

Excellent use of the word twit. If only you weren't as simplistic and moronic as the idiot who found it too difficult to not get himself shot. It says a lot of your stupidity(and that of all of these brainless protesters) that there wasn't even enough evidence to send him to trial. Their signs SHOULD read "Just put