Pictured: Madison Bumgarner "drinking" 6 beers.

Deadspin writing a captain hindsight article when it involves the Cardinals? There is a fucking surprise /sarc

Domino's used to taste like shit.Now it tastes like shit with a generous sprinkle of garlic salt.

Fire Kevin Draper

So many cargo shorts. There are no winners here, only losers.

"Dammit Dominic, they're guests! Throw the nice trash, from the trash cabinet!"

In Philadelphia, it's just called a shower.

Philly Fan 1: Dude, let's throw trash at this Giants fan.

Deadspin rails on people all the time for being racist, but they hate the entire Midwest. Fuck this website.

No one sitting in Miami right now is like, "Damn, if only I lived in SAINT LOUIS. Then I could have a gun pointed at me every day!"

Champagne for making the playoffs, which is a grind to achieve, is fine. Champagne for winning the World Series, the goal of every team, is fine. Champagne for advancing from the one-game Wild Card vs. Wild Card winner to the Division Series is a little bit much.

Anheuser-Busch is disappointed by the recent events in Plaza Level 300, Section 41 and would like to remind you to drink responsibly.

improtant

He went to today's game at Dodger Stadium with just enough clothing to keep him clear of the law, cracked open two Dos Equis tall boys, munched on a hot dog, and soaked up some rays.

I love how the camera man assumes the throw will be somewhat in the vicinity of home plate, then has to make a major correction over to the dugout about halfway through it's flight.

"This staph is too long." — 2013 Buccaneers players

"This gift is too long."

Walgreen's at dusk... bout the same.