I hate having my throat touched and no one has ever even tried to strangle me. Ugh I can sort of imagine how terrible getting choked must be.

When I was about 7 or 8 (I’m a guy) I was dragged into the Sears Craftsman tools section by my father. He wanted a wrench or something. Lots of discussion, one-on-one with the salesman. I got impatient. Over and over again I whined, “Why, Daddy? Can we go?” He eventually turned to me and said, “Because this [tool]…

Everything on your list is reasonably understandable except for the alterations. In my mind, that has no bearing on whether or not I should return it.

Full disclosure - I’m one of those “assholes”. Sorry not sorry. I wore their boots for a long ass time. The zipper broke. I read the policy, realized it applied, and returned them. They replaced them. Why does that make me an asshole?

But back in the day LL bean really did say for any reason.

Companies stupid enough wager that customers will not take them up on their offer deserve the hit to their balance sheet.

On the plus side of things, LL Cool J still will guarantee it for the shortys (at 1:13)

It’s says lifetime. WTF else does “lifetime” mean?

Confession: I once returned a LLBean jacket because the zipper kept jamming and the pocket snaps fell apart - six years after purchasing. In my defense I paid a crapload for a shell jacket that was billed as a bargain because it would last forever. That was always the deal with Bean: it would cost more, but would wear…

It depends on how well she wrote the press release.

Dammit, I fell for it. Thank you!

Yep. Animal shelter worker here. Our officers occasionally pick up loose, abandoned, forgotten, or prohibited animals from the airport. That was an option here.

Words vs actions.

I have zero surprise that anyone related to THE Libertarian think-tank of america would engage in sexual harassment. Have you met Libertarians?

Lord, this subject - people have such short memories about what a grave history of injustice our country has, including America’s use of forced sterilization as a tool in the white supremacy/eugenics arsenal. My husband and I are foster/adoptive parents of three kids, born to a woman with a drug addiction who has had…

Yes. Getting drunk that one time is just like having seven babies when you smoke crack and can’t take care of them. Great argument!

Yes! Equally dangerous. They think, “Well, this must be OK to do on a first date, and I guess it’s expected of me...? And therefore it’d be rude of me to tell him to stop?”

lol HOW IS THIS NEWS TO ANYONE Tarantino has been a creep his entire career. When I was looking at colleges in NYC, my mom and I were eating near NYU and all of a sudden she said, “Look at that crazy homeless person” and pointed at this guy waving his arms and screaming and ranting in the street and I was like mom…

Man, movie tie-ins sure have come a long way since I was a kid !