Citizenship, a bump stock, and an 8 ball. You know, as a welcome gift.

What Marla really said is that Bill Clinton was the best sax she ever had.

I don’t care if people think John Kelly is some kind of savior as Trump’s Chief of Staff, he is a fucking terrible person, based on his words, his hateful, false words. His contempt for innocent Dreamers, his lies about that Florida Congresswoman, calling her names. Being in the military, even high up, doesn’t…

LMFAO!!!

I think it’s more a case of the face of a natural redhead not wearing enough sunscreen.

Have some respect! The guy who sang La Bamba was Ritchie Valens, an early artist in Chicano rock. And he had a fear of flying! :(

Jezebel is weird with pregnancy/birth/breastfeeding/babies etc in general. I don’t think there are many, if any, parents on staff

GSA is still keeping the money though, right?

They’re just mad because she’s out there finessing the cookie game like a G.

The kind that doesn’t know Martin Sheen has been happily married to Janet since 1961? Charlie may be bad at marriage (and so much else) but he grew up with a terrific example of a happy marriage.

Girl scouts park in front of all the local grocery stores around here. Usually without any girls in sight. Not to mention the cubicle sales without any girls present. Just give her her dues. She actually did something rather than the super moms that usually do it for the kid.

I’m delighted that the PA GOP got slapped down. They are gerrymandering assholes clinging to how they steal elections.

The thing is, coupled with the article earlier today about declining birth rates here, we need more immigration now more than ever! Immigrants are a big reason our economy didn’t crater nearly as badly as in Europe.   

Hey, that reminds me: What’s Masshole James been up to?

Every time I think I’ve adjusted to this reality, I get a day where the crazy just whacks me in the head all over again. That guy is completely batshit crazy. That administration is batshit. How did everything get so batshit?

I am glad I was unaware until today that the bright orange bloviating anus was in my state.

Guys, I think the president might be stupid.

“Little Adam Schiff...Must be stopped!”
—Trump

I think he truly believes that if they break ground, they’ll have to finish it and will have no choice but to refer to it as the “Great Wall Of Trump.” What he fails to realize is that as soon as the purse-strings clutching wing of the GOP smells the fresh orange linens and polish for the leg irons, they’ll stop it…

Yeah, but Joe Kennedy has a wall outside his house, so there! Think about that!