Pretty ballsy to remove a feature and then rename the game the “complete edition”. 

It’s crazy to think about industry standards back then, when you’d regularly have dozens of artists and programmers on a project being so dramatically overworked. Things have come such a long way now that it’s hundreds of them.

Yeah, I want to know what new boat was spotted!

Fucking Oddjob.

Now this woman is a true World Warrior.

They’d denied stuff before only to do that thing weeks/months later. Nintendo is also super anal about them being in control of their announcements, so they’ll straight up deny up to the minute of their marketing plans schedule.

Also “Watching this person who doesn’t know or care about me and is mostly only affable so I’ll give them money feels like hanging out with a friend” is creepy as fuck.

is it weird to anyone else that the reason people cited for engaging with streamers was the whole “it’s like hanging out with my friends” or because it felt more authentic than a professional media outlet but now that the big ones are so heavily sponsored and have such notoriety that they feel more like advertisers…

I’m guessing that stuff is an earlier version of the “vex milk” rivers?

“Bludgeon me, senpai!”

I remember this! The memories

I came here expecting this and left disappointed... So I guess I had to do it

I mean, sure, he shot the sheriffs. But at least he didn’t shoot the deputies.

I think he’s wrong there, it sold a little over 1000 units.

A whole hundred units. Wow.

It’s equal parts brilliant and diabolical. 

Jason Schrier be like

I understood this joke

Also, while we're talking lithtech engine, "No One Lives Forever". Jeez, at this point, just consider the rights to be open, wait to see who sues and buy the rights from them. 

Indeed, naps are effective and efficient as they keep your mind awake for up to 10 more hours.