Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

He’s wearing his baseball cap wrong because he’s cool . .right?

The Trump fans lost the game though.

As a late model Higherlander owner my only response is a long, drawn out yawn.

Typical statements from an old , privileged,  white guy. He looks like a well used catchers mitt but he his money and status gets him attention from gold diggers. Hopefully ladies understand that self respecting guys look down at losers like Yann Moix. When we see guys like Donnie Trump with gold diggers like Melania…

Oh great, now he’s rocking a pervert mustache.

When does the Lifetime docuseries on this guy come out?:

Donnie Trump is going to believe what ever rapist says.

I thought for sure I was gonna see some BMWs or Mercedes on that list . .ya know . .because of that amazing engineering and quality, right? Am I right?

You know you are wrong but damn you are right.

I grew up in  the racist shithole called Grafton, West Virginia. I never, ever, ever, ever heard someone calling someone else a “West Virginian”. They refer to themselves and each others as mountaineers.

Lets just be honest. Melania is a prostitute. She sold her body and soul to a man the same age as her communist father for money.

I live in North Hollywood and I’ve yet to see a weed shop close down because of lack of business. I’ve seen weed shops outgrow(no pun intended) their locations multiple times because of customer demand. The closet weed shop to me started with an 800 sq ft space, then moved to 2000ft and then moved again to a 8000 sq…

But you know who just keep sticking around? Old people.

Here in California they dont teach cursive writing at all. I downloaded some cursive instruction sheets from the homeschooling websites and taught my son how to correctly write in cursive. I think its an important skill but I’m old as hell(44) and I still use 100% cotton stock paper with watermarks, use a manual emboss…

West Virginia is a terrible place. I grew up there and I wouldnt wish that experience on my worst enemy. The entire state is filled with hateful, cousin bumping racists and that are related to each other. I left that state on a Greyhound bus and never looked back. West Virgina can overdose on oxy pills and I’d…

“if anything was going to go wrong on this truck, it would have done so about 130K ago.”

We need more black lawyers.

Julie Chen just starting looking for a divorce lawyer. Without his former position to get her jobs and without his big salary/severance check he is no longer useful to her. Ms. Chen needs a sugar daddy not a splenda daddy.

These dudes literally got their barbers to give them the hairline of a 4-year-old Brazilian boy.