deplorable early 2000s General Motors quality,

This is why GM went tits up:

“This is so even though cars like the Ford Fusion are as good as any Japanese sedan.”

I severely overpaid for a Marriott in San Deigo over the summer($594 for the night) and my bank recently issued me a new card because they suspected possible fraud.

Diet Coke works great for this guy. He’s super smart and is in amazing shape. I mean, tremendous shape. The best shape ever.

Inflatable rafts from Walmart . . .sounds like a GREAT idea specially if you dont have life or health insurance.

Inflatable rafts from Walmart . . .sounds like a GREAT idea specially if you dont have life or health insurance.

Its his tendency to wonder off and get lost that Melania Trump enjoys most about their loving marriage. Amiright?

I couldnt imagine assaulting my son because he didn’t live up to my exceptions while playing a game. Hopefully the dad gets hit by a bus.

Well played sir.

You know what else is overrated?

I dont have a problem with rich people buying their kids everything that money can buy.

Keep in mind that Obama saved General Motors even though it should have been allowed to die.

Tim “Yes Massa” Scott:

“....Pat and Bob Bondurant act as consultants”

Donnie Trump wants to know how much to tip mistresses and concubines.

I’m pretty sure that 90% of the Proud Boys are card carrying members of the Lexington Steele fan club and website.

This can take the form of a white cuckold licking a bull’s deposits in his wife

Do tires(in particular Michelins) ever go on sale? I mean actually go on sale. I know that tire places like to jack up the price before going “on sale” so that you end up paying the same price as before the “sale”.

She’s sorry for being late but not sorry enough to provide partial refunds or free tickets to another show.