Is the Crains list just in Michigan or nationwide? I assume its just for Michelin.

I’m just glad to Melania doesnt need tax payer funded translators . .you know because she speaks 5 languages.

Why do people think that talent, skills and charisma can be transferred via sexual intercourse?

Another old white guy that has the answers for everything. Very original.

How did this guy get past the group meetup phase?

She’s old enough to have known better. She could have milked the gravy train for years and years by smiling and not showing her true feelings but she just couldnt restrain herself. Now she’s been shown the door and no entertainment company in their right mind would hire her ever again. Just put a fork in her ...she’s…

So when they fall off from being overweight they will get shredded like carnitas?

The name plate badge on the front is not large enough. Plus it needs a set of TruckNutz dangling from it.

Do all greyhounds take unusually copious, massive shits?

As far as finding other work, in SoCal that’s easy right now. There are thousands if not tens of thousands of unfilled jobs.

She is an interesting hair line.

Where’s the Range Rover CPO program? I mean seriously. No one is wanting to certify those high quality, reliable cars? Really?

12 and 48 minutes is enough time. ..to ensure a substandard outcome which for Dodge is an improvement.

It would be great if these were spinners.

My son is 12 years old and in those 12 years I’ve smacked him on the butt once. The look he gave me still haunts me and always will. He’s a great kid, gets all A’s and does more then I ask of him. I consider myself extremely fortunate .

My ex-wife has every single one of the common traits listed above.

I’m 44, grew up in West “By God” Virginia and grew up hearing “show your ass” frequently. I’ve been in California for close to 20 years and still say it. I overheard my 12 yr old on his cell phone telling a friend “yeah kids at that school like to show their ass”. Hopefully it becomes a thing out here.

“I actually had a black police officer with me the whole time.”

Child molesters are usually white.

I’m dressing up as Al Roker the day he shit his pants: