Can someone upload the flow chart? This is important news! More important the anything happening in politics.

Can someone please purchase this woman a neck?

She’s ignorant.

Tell your current boss that you’re putting in your two week notice because your quitting since you found your true calling in life . . .writing headlines.

Did someone’s ex pay a vist in the middle of the night last night?

I cant think of a worse idea.

An amazon shipping box sprinkled with ketchup tastes better then Little Caesars.

How does Melania do it? Most people(male or female) would be absolutely ashamed or revolted at the idea of marrying/holding hands with someone as old as your father and who’s morbidly obese and ridiculously bald.

Well, its obvious she’s eating well.

So glad to see a family drifting together, instead of drifting apart.

I love the “Ace in the Hole . .in 3 parts” movie poster. I’m sure a young Donnie Trump spent many hours watching each part closely.

This sounds expensive.

This.
Is.
A.
Terrible.
Suggestion.

It looks like a “lechona” which is a type of roasted pig in South America. I love it. It sits heavy in your stomach which is why most people only have it on special occasions:

A naked Crawford ran into the kitchen to cover up, claiming his wife had startled him.

Ebony needs to more like WorldStar in order to succeed.

bringing in a locksmith to cut new keys

My grandpa had this truck. I used to have to ride in the middle and if I didnt keep my legs a certain way he’d crack me in the knee while shifting and not even saw a word. The shifts were super long throw shifts so there was alot of force behind each shift.

had a spotlight shone on it by Trump

Its really expensive for being so dumb and having limited functionality.

Its really expensive for being so dumb and having limited functionality.