2Chainz is on a show where he tries “the most expensive shit”.

Why is the other dude wearing a watch? No one needs to know the current time in jail.

Okay its Charlemagne the Rapist.

Thank you for using a picture of los cafeteros! They were ripped off by that damn American refeee during the game against England.

If he was a dark skinned black he’d already be in the prison.

You’re a blithering idiot on so many levels. I was stationed in Yuma Arizona and was forced to drive all over the state many times. Just because the highway was empty does not mean he can break the law. Unfortunately for tax payers he did not have a tire blowout at 120 or 140 mph. His worthless guts would have painted…

Whats their address?

The US has ALOT of cops. There is the FBI, ATF, DEA, County Sheriffs, City Police, Transit Police, School police etc etc.

Anyone that cheats or does anything funny in Vegas is just asking for trouble. Even the crappy casinos have every inch of the property covered with cameras. You thought you were able to sneak out a quick fart after going crazy at the buffet? The eyes in the sky saw it.

It was Volvo so you got off lucky at $1 to $2 per mile.

Wealthy black people do not purchase businesses . .ESPECIALLY ones with a lot of black employees.

She gave him some nookie for 2 years and now she wants the house.

You just make that chart? Looks like you spend a total of 6 minutes on it.

But as the consultant puts it in court, Jia purposefully designed a network of shell companies with the explicit intention of evading certain debts.

When exactly did “hacking” become a pointless and completely misused term?

He could have avoided the fines with just a little bit of this:

Mar-a-lago aka “The Get Sick Inn”:

I hear that girls from Slovenia are known for their complete lack of shame and will happily sell their souls for a few dollars. 

Having sex with men the same age as your father without vomiting is not an extraordinary talent. A lot of uneducated women have this skill.

Obama applied the law uniformly so that Eastern European “models” that come to America on tourist visas who work illegally for wealthy older white men were just as likely to get deported as someone from Central America.