Putin allegedly told him, “we have some of the most beautiful hookers in the world.

An escort and drug smuggler. Her parents are so proud!

Damn, Mr. Crockett Jr decided to wear his extra medium pink player hating panties today:

The sad part is that I see so many girls that are identical to these three losers all over Los Angeles. Goto the Beverly Center on a Saturday and you will too! The sad thing is that these girls wont age well and then who’s going to want them and their kids? Bleak future.

Here’s a better idea, buy Colombian coffee and make yourself a cup at home. You can still dress up like a hipster and look at yourself in the mirror if you need to impress someone.

Asking if there are any Hispanics in the room is Trump waving hello to his supporters. They love hearing crap that like. Its why they voted for him.

“Melania knows seven languages”

Hannity calls it office furniture. I call it a torture device.

Hannity needed one of the many fake LLCs that Cohen uses to purchase this chair:

Hannity needed one of the many fake LLCs that Cohen uses to purchase this chair:

Not sure paying a monthly fee is necessary. I used tineye.com to find links to people using my images. I sent them a cease and desist letters and each time the images came down and two people offered to pay for a limited usage license.

“This guy is basically giving a huge middle finger to the law and nothing is happening.”

I wish I could give you a million stars because you nailed it.

The NRA is shitting their pants right now. They believe that disgruntled white guys have a moral,constitutional, religious, etc etc etc right to have guns even if they are certified bat shit crazy and take horrible mug shots. I’m pretty sure the NRA is going to find a way to get him an assault rifle because of you…

Royalty: The inbred descendants of criminals.

Retired at 53? How good was he at fighting fires when he’s morbidly obese? I dont see this guy climbing a ladder very fast.

Is there a shortage of black male performers in Los Angeles?

I was in Rome 13 months ago and I’ve been dying to go back. It was an amazing trip. The only caveat is that the food is not going to impress you but everything else where. Especially the smell, everyone uses the same fabric softener which is called “coccolino” and man does it smell amazing. I’m serious.

If she has any class she’d shutdown the entire company and then start a new one from scratch. I mean its HER company right?? The companies success was not based on her sexual predator husband coercing people to wear the dresses right? Am I right?

“ecstatic celestial ejaculation”