How to poop when you’re traveling:

All over the world, when people see “Buick” they think of:

He’s gonna end up as a preacher driving a Cadillac and wearing colorful suits.

Obviously:

This is the Trump Winery:

“WHAT?!? Who is averaging like 4 days per roll?!?”

I dont even know where to begin . . .the hair . . .the hair . . . .

You want to know what made him change his mind? This video:

Love me, LONG TIME!

He looks like he’s struggling to hold in farts after eating Taco Bell:

Calderon is a Colombian Ivanka Trump. She is the off spring of Colombian oligarchs that had the time and money to anything they wanted. Fashion is a hobby for Ivanka and racing was a hobby for Tatiana. There’s probably much better drivers in the communas of Bogota but they’re too busy supporting their parents and…

What is the appeal of embossed lines? I think it looks terrible. I use heavy stock, watermarked paper with a backing sheet to keep my lines straight.

What is the appeal of embossed lines? I think it looks terrible. I use heavy stock, watermarked paper with a backing…

Joe Manchin needs to get rolled the hell out of the Democratic party. He’s a spineless piece of shit draping himself in the blue. Keep in mind that he used his position to get his daughter hired at Mylan which likes to price gauge Americans with the epi pen. The daughter is now CEO and she’s relocated(on paper) the…

Coors? Seriously? I had a real-beer Coors about 20 years ago and it tasted so bad I never tried it again. It tasted like what I thought horse piss would taste like.

I know someone who’s not going to like this page filled with actually wealthy negros:

He’s a better idea:

“The least smelly turd is still a turd.”

Thank you! I was thinking the exact same thing.

And by build it you mean hire the guys standing in front of HomeDepot for $10 an hour instead of paying a licensed contractor $30 to $50 an hour.

Cadet Bone Spurs will pardon him!