He needed to wear this:

Amazon:

If you believe him then I’d like to sell you some of this:

Car washes here in Los Angeles dont give cash refunds. They give print outs that you need to take to an attendant during business hours.

They were paraded naked so the old timers could check out the new meat?

Someone needs to tell Cadet Bone Spurs that China will execute people for financial fraud:

Conservatives and right-wing nut jobs have alot of spare time for nonsense like breitbart, infowars. foxnews and attending CPAC.

Chad is gonna need alot of these:

Republicans operate on fear. The more black men carrying rifles the better.

White people always try to clean up their act just before meeting God.

The deputy didnt run into the school because he suffers from bone spurs! That means the deputy will be on the golf course this weekend because bone spurs are only an issue during dangerous situations.

Is it true that dealers require you to have a mullet before you can purchase Corvette?

If he’s bow legged then he might want to start taking:

.6 - Send a check to Melania for her monthly marital duty.

I looked at the Santa Fe before buying my Highlander last year. I looked for about 30 seconds. I was disappointed with the interior and the acres of really cheap, hard plastic. I didnt like the feel of the engine. It was rough and buzzy. Nothing about it inspired confidence so its much lower price was not enough for…

Put picture of Melania next to it so that you never lose your character. How she looks at herself in the mirror I’ll never know.

A piece of shit abusing other people using the court system? Who else does that?

Thats good that they fired him.

Does Alex Jones burn the chair that Milo was sitting in? Obviously sitting in the same chair as a gay person could be problematic for Mr. Jones who thinks that “frogs turn gay”:

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