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She goes to sleep each night dreaming about Lexington Steele.

Me too!

You are looking for whats called “the money shot”.

My son is 11 years old so I will have that conversation soon.

- Does she have college degree?

Those are some unflattering outfits.

BMW drivers are always the worst!!

I’m just gonna leave this here:

Dexter Scott King is the black Donald Trump Jr:

I see what you did there. . .

Why would she ever want to quit this hunk of manliness?

Not a drop of blood will spill. Right wingers like Ted Nuget talk big talk but they’re cowards. Cowards have always depended on institutions such as the courts, policies and police departments to do their bidding in the dark. When Trump goes down will any American institution revolt in its entireity? Of course not.

Not all avocados are the same. The large avocados from the Dominican Republic are much firmer to the touch then avocados from Mexico or California. If a Dominican avocado is squishy then its already gone bad.

Clarence Thomas stopped being a negro years ago.

“Munro’s biggest automaker clients are the “Big Three.””

I’m gonna leave this here:

“The Oscar-winning actress and comedian asked everyone to support her in her fight for wages equal to what the likes of Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock and Amy Schumer were offered.”

The electoral college is not a check, it was a safety measure that slave owners such as George Washington and rapists like Thomas Jefferson used to ensure that the average citizen could not vote out the wealthy elite. Its worked 98% of the time.

There’s nothing to talk about. He is close with his son. So what?

I cant wait to see their crash tests. I have a feeling the crash test dummies will not be usable afterwards.