Not that they didn’t intend to use them. But that it was uneconomical to use them at $45/bbl.

...against NATO countries. It’s a defensive, collective security alliance of its members.

Gunther Rall, third-most successful fighter pilot in history, had a combat record of 275-5. Gerhard Barkhorn, second-most successful, was 301-9. Joe Foss, at Guadalcanal, was 26-2.

...life begins at conception...

Id love to see a world in which trucks cant get into cities, good luck getting food, supplies, or literally any goods. Even if by magic you built train stations every 2 miles in every city, how do you get the goods to the stores?

Yes, but it’s still more profound and accurate than “I knew he was on loan, and God raised the APR based on the upcoming 50-basis point Fed Funds increase next month.”

Thank God.

Moving a combined army to Belarus is not “internal deployment.”

Just because you have trouble understanding how the term is applied does not make it “watered down.” It just means you sympathize with white nationalists.

Must be a day ending in “Y”.

“Oh, no, not again...”

Really, how is this newsworthy? “Car launched in to deep space still there.” I should certainly hope so.

Simply changing the battery on my Prius. First, you have to open the hatch...

I like how it misses the point that it sets up Bond’s car upgrade later, when he wins the DB5 in a card game.

Done similar - having to rush someone to the hospital (symptoms of epidural hematoma), drove very fast with flashers on and flashing high beams; ran a couple red lights (not at speed) with flashing high beams and hitting the horn.

the most important thing to remember is that this world is better with you in it.

So what’s the cutoff on making fun of people’s physical characteristics or deficiencies? Is it based off of how much money they have, or simply whether we like them or not?

“Any boy can grow hair. It takes a real man to lose it.”

I’ve owned a Pinto. It cost me precisely one dollar. It was overpriced.

It’s rumored to have inspired the helipad on the Perry-class frigates.