In every Baptist church I’ve ever known, this is just...normal.  He was suspended for accurately preaching his church’s beliefs?

It seems that at this point some people would rather default to being butthurt than do any critical thinking or research.

1977 Ford Pinto sedan.  Enough said.

Of course...

I love that Johnson forced the reading of a 628 page bill, because dammit, Congress, stop writing bloated bills full of loopholes and stupid ideas that digress from the main purpose of the bill.

The ad copy claims the product can “deliver hydration to your bloodstream faster & more efficiently than water alone.”

Also likely helping with identification. Even if the deceased were here illegally and undocumented, there’s a good chance they’re in DHS systems somewhere.  “Undocumented” isn’t the same as “unrecorded.”

That thing...is a Decepticon.

I believe the RFP specifically stated “Must be modeled after Peyton Manning’s forehead.”

We know BMW’s autopilot never will.

Not stupid. Deaf.

I’ve met plenty of judgy athiests and agnostics, as well.

Reminds me of when I hear a Bible Church pastor exclaim “The Bible is not subject to interpretation, it must be taken LITERALLY!” To which I responded by pointing out that translation is itself interpretive, and he wasn’t reading the original Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic writing, but a New English bible.

Had a not dissimilar experience with a Ford sales manager that ended with me telling them “I wouldn’t buy a house plant from you, much less a truck. I’m going next door to Toyota.”

My all-time favorite was the warning on Pop-Tarts back in my college days: “Caution: Pastries may be hot when heated.”

On the one hand, she’s running up and down wide-open steps, which has to be hell to secure, and must give her protective detail kittens.

I’ll also uncharitably suggest that, as “don’t put glue in your hair” is something most people learn some time around kindergarten, putting glue in your hair as an adult is your own goddamn problem.

“... self-proclaimed “amateur photographer”...”

I’ve owned a few cars with title issues, in a few states (had a dealer screw up an origination certificate, still have an outstanding issue from 25 years ago for not having insurance on a car I didn’t own in a state I didn’t live.)

Given that the Constitution outlines a system of government that is largely a system of checks on everyone’s power, I think the framers were aware that the electorate would elect shitheads that would require those checks.