I’m disappointed “Grand Marquis” didn’t make the list.

There’s a point in there that, if a word is racist depending on the person uttering it, the word itself may not be objectively racist.

That thing looks like it will flow under the door and stab me in the eye with a metal poker.

This could only come from the mind of Torchinsky. I’m not sure if I’m awestruck, confused, or concerned.

shouting THE FLOOR IS LAVA as a bored human with a single-digit age

Mine...aren’t buried all that deeply.  

What is that, a golf course?  Who didn’t park their Torino on a fairway to watch balloonists in 1971?

How do you even file an insurance claim for an accident like that?  

“Day 16 of the coronapocalypse.  Time has lost all meaning...”

“Day 16 of the coronapocalypse.  Time has lost all meaning...”

Problem with that is that it encourages short-term decision-making to maximize stock price at the expense of other metrics, and may (and often does) negatively impact long-term corporate health.

Large companies finance operations (including payroll) through commercial paper - short-term loans from 1 to 180 days in maturity, at fractional interest rates. But right now, as in 2008, liquidity overall is tight, so no private finance companies are buying commercial paper.

Take a deep breath, and hold it for ten seconds. If it hurts, and makes you cough, it’s COVID. If it doesn’t, panic attack.

It’s not obvious?

next to which there are usually sanitizing wipes—only her facility has been without sanitizing wipes for at least three days so far.

I’ve hated GameStop since before some of you were born.  But I hate them even more after hearing that.  I didn’t think that was possible.

I’ll bet you’re intellectually bankrupt at parties.

Yes, but you have to pay in toilet paper.

My dad had two Corollas in the late-70s. He’d garage one, drive the other. The one driving would die, he’d cannibalize it for parts to fix the garaged one, then drive that for a few months until it died, then cannibalize it to fix the first...

One of the few times I’ll actually side with the UAW (who I consider useless parasites on the workers), particularly against corporate idiocy of “But we keep our plants clean, honest!”

I understand, really. I have an elderly (well...65) sister-in-law with COPD living with me, and the awareness that I could bring the virus home, be fine myself, but kill her is an awesome responsibility and leads to some very interesting risk analysis (e.g. I nearly walked out on my job yesterday, to protect my…