Why would he need a backup plan? If Kavanaugh’s not confirmed, Democrats control the Senate in a few months and the seat stays vacant until 2021, based on the McConnell Doctrine of “Fuck You And Your Nomination.”

Let’s also teach kids how to handle the situations where they’re violated - teach them it’s not their fault, that they should not feel ashamed or afraid to talk about it, that there are systems in place that although difficult and far from perfect, can be used to punish people who violate them.

Bra-fucking-vo.

Yeah, that’s “throwing the QB to the ground,” and also illegal under the new rule.

But...but...but...the NFL’s own illustrative video makes no sense. One of their examples of “legal” tackling shows the tackler landing on the QB but rolling off, which isn’t “not landing on the QB.” And two of them show the tackler not landing on the QB, but arm tackling the QB and throwing him to the ground, which is…

Answer: against the most unelectable lump of protoplasm in history, Democrats somehow managed to find someone even more unelectable.  

No one’s mind is being changed by any of this.  It’s strictly a delaying tactic.  

Yeah...he’s still going to lose in the first round of the playoffs, because Andy Reid and the Chiefs.

That was magnificently awful.

Not true, Jordan.  You can also drink.

Works both ways. Look how many have decided Kavanaugh’s guilty based on nothing more than an accusation and spite.

Junior probably loses it over not having enough marshmallows in his Lucky Charms.  Who cares what that goblin thinks?

Y’know...after preseason, I knew the Bills would be awful. I was pretty sure they’d be comedically awful.

Probably, given the way it’s phrased. It’s sound policy, as well - they’re doing nothing more than ensuring they don’t offend and alienate a portion of the people they represent and serve. Little different from not flying the American flag in public spaces because it offends some people.

Tell that to Bank of America, who was liable for all of the lawsuits against Countrywide filed after Countrywide went bankrupt.

Still not entirely accurate. The Zero’s main flaw was power - Japan was manufacturing engines in the 1000 hp class when the US had reliable 2000 hp engines coming out of factories. This led to a light air frame to derive the maximum maneuverability from the bantamweight engine, weight reduction via the omission of…

Plain and simple: if she’s okay with it, then I have no issue.

“America’s worst human?" Please.  I can think of at least three who are more awful.

Five minutes.  #GallowsHumor

Cleo Lemon...maybe.