How can you do anything but laugh at that? All that drivel all day long about the legacy of his illustrious HOF career and his undying love of the game, then in one fell swoop he makes it all about the money and nothing more. You’ve been had again, NFL fans, now run along and go get drunk like a good lad, hmmm?

I know plenty of guys who would pay $12 grand to avoid their ex.

So you’re employed at Deadspin but had never heard of the 7th Floor Crew? You all really need to step up your hiring standards.

Ah, it’s cool. And trust me, there’s still a lot of people who haven’t seen it.

You mean Carcetti? Hack politician at best.

“On behalf of Mr. Abromovich and everyone here at Chelsea FC, I am delighted to introduce our new manager, Arsene Wenger’s Puffy Jacket. Puffy Jacket has had years of experience at the top levels of club and international football, specializing in being a puffy jacket and providing warmth. We believe Puffy Jacket’s…

The fastest growing sport in Brazil is (American) football, and The Washington Post has a cool feature on its growth, how players learn the game by watching YouTube videos, and how there’s not as much hitting in the Brazilian game.

As a former college athlete I’ll say this, head coaches know. Maybe a football team can have a few guys do some things and keep silent, since its over 100 guys. And those guys are usually not playing on game day. But soccer, baseball and basketball sized teams, head coaches know.

I feel like the Muscle Hamster is just spinning his wheel on this one

THEYAH LUCKY THIS WAS NAWT AHH GAME BAHTWEEN CELTIC AHND THA RAINDJAHS

There are more than that walking around a college campus. I’ve heard plenty of women talk shit to their drinking buddies about how a guy did them, then turn around and say it was an embellishment when confronted. Or they stick to the lie. I’m sure their are lots of women done wrong, but to pretend it’s a one way…

May they be joined by the women who falsely accused men who have done nothing.