I know how this ends. Just don’t sleep with that nice young girl how’s been helping you out the whole time. You'll really regret it.

All that kept going through my mind last night was the song “Let’s have a war” by the punk band Fear...

Couch rifles... Lol, that's great.

That closing line is money!

U mad bro?

That's some bad Twitter.

OMG, that’s some nightmare fuel!

I hope he doesn't get pressured to change his response. This was surprisingly refreshing to hear.

Funny thing, the ad industry now knows this. The question is, is it too late?

Watch out ladies...

Boy I hate to go all old man here, but seeing teams like the Yankees doings these calibrations after winning a trip to a one game playoff was not a good look. I thought you only did the champagne dance for major playoff milestones, not for extending your season by one game...

Kap’s going too be a hell of quarterback someday, in the CFL.

Where's Wilbon?!

GIF of the year.

I’ll bite. What if your spouse, kid or roommate wants to use the TV instead of watching you play Fallout 4 all day?

I can’t wait to do that, not both of those things at the same time as that would get pretty messy.

So they touched the ball and removed it from its original spot, but then put it back? I smell a new curse....

Lol!

All this bullshit with consoles really makes you appreciate what Nintendo does with theirs. Something five years ago I thought I'd never say.

Life long gamer and father of a 3 year old. Same here, my systems are just a Netflix box for my son and a bluray player for my wife. Constant updates, terrible business practices by publishers and just getting old has slowly taken me out of console gaming. I basically only play a few mobile games on my iPad when I…