tokillagawkingbird
To Kill a Gawking Bird
tokillagawkingbird

I KNEW everyone better than me was cheating. Knew it all along!

Here's the full text of the NFL's announcement, including quotes from Goodell.

While an adult may have a number of options when confronted with abuse – to flee, to fight back, or to seek help from law enforcement – none of those options is realistically available to a four-year old child.

I don't talk too much. I just play the game.

Just one of the many benefits of AAA membership.

Abstinence is the best form of prevention ;)

Crash the bike.

It's that thumper vibration in the crotch. Don't try to overthink it.

Ryan plans to appeal, which would make the Jets the only team to somehow lose during their bye week.

You can cut a rectangle into triangles :)

How embarrassing! He throws like a ... I know in these politically correct times I'm not supposed to say this, but I'm going to anyway ... He throws like a California Golden Bear.

You deserve the Nobel prize for Automotive innovation for finding a practical use for a VW service department.

Well TBF its easier to ship one pregnant dog than 10 dogs...

Wow, that girl is unbelievable!

Appreciate the response, Stephen. Not trying to make any accusations at all about reviewing ethics here, but this game serves as an interesting case study. Plenty of people have no trouble with lag and that seems to have been Mike's experience. Others (I dare say the majority, though perhaps just an incredibly vocal

There's a new energy and excitement to Call of Duty multiplayer matches with Advanced Warfare that I've not felt in years. There's a giddy feeling that comes as the timer counts down to the start of any of the game's dozen or so multiplayer match types. And when that countdown ends, we're not simply deploying — we're

After these past two episodes, I would watch an Edward Mordrake spinoff. I want to be him when I grow up.

As Bill Gates and his ilk have found, after a certain point, more money only grants diminishing returns. Greed in itself is not very satisfying a life goal to pursue.