The more money you have, the lazier and dumber you need to be.

Why do people insist on driving to the stadium? It is so stupid. If you're coming from the south, take Caltrain. If you're coming from the East Bay, take BART then Muni or walk. And if you're coming from Marin, just take your private helicopter.

1999 or 2000 Honda Civic in Iced Teal Pearl. *Edit: it's most likely an LX, based on the black door handles and side mirrors.

Pretty sure its a 1992ish Civic. That color is pretty spot on for this

IMO definitely 96-00 Civic sedan with these exact wheels.

Door handles and door trim remind me of an old civic like this. The one in the video has different hubcaps but I'm pretty sure that's what it is.

Haha anyone would be foolish not to consider for right contract. Dallas hasn't had great success with Murray's health. Gore is aging, Ravens great RB? Jets standout? Your point?

Gotta love a team that, after losing 2 straight in the season after winning the Super Bowl, decides it's time to blow it all up and start over.

They are also planting the seeds for whom to scapegoat since they might not make the playoffs this year.

Not to sound racist, but Peyton is the biggest douchebag in the world.

I read the headline as "Wakeboarding", and immediately thought high school football in Florida was dead.

Ha! No, but that was smart thinkin' lol

I commonly tell my parents that I am doing well in classes that I am doing poorly in. I also don't tell them that I cut classes.

I hated the taste of chicken as a child, but continuous pushing from family and peers through the beloved/dreaded phrase "You won't know if you like it, if you haven't tried it" made me come up with the lie, that I was allergic to poultry.

Eventually I thought I'd try it out and see if I liked it. Unfortunately my own…

Kolb recalls the precise moment he knew he was done

What, you think the white women ventured into the plantation kitchens? Of course slaves rang the bell.

HOLD ME BACK! HOLD ME BACK! OW JESUS WHY DID NOBODY HOLD ME BACK?!

Couldn't agree more. Cops are people too, and I would hate for one to think it's his job to run into every situation like "Kool Aid Man" and try to be a hero.

or pull out his can of mace, ride out in front and just crop-dust those dipwads.