Someone better tell St. Peter that Omar comin’.

So many of us connected with Omar and his code, even if he chose the path of being a criminal (unlike Bunk, who was from the same neighborhood).

Ok, I was kidding about that, but I do happen to superficially resemble a celebrity, but he’s dead so drinks and sexual favors are pretty well out of the question.

Whoa, what season of A Handmaid’s Tale is this? 17?

That’s a grave I’d like to pee on. 

“A dull living statue”

Jim Downey. Wrote for SNL for many years.

Subtitle thread!

C’mon, Suicide Squad was great entertainment. Black Widow was not bad, but I haven’t seen Shang-Chi yet.

Isn’t he supposed to be a nice guy or did I hear that rumor wrong?

I don’t know. Someone probably wouldn’t mind grifting you out of your kidneys.

The thing is that “unbeatable super assassin on a quest of vengeance” wasn’t really invented by John Wick.

I once convinced a woman I was the bass player for Foreigner. She felt so bad for me, she bought me a drink.

Fantastic.  Look at the map on the wall behind his head.

“it would have been placed among the Iron Man 3 and Thor 2 tier of movies.”

Let ME guess...

I think his actual name is Chester

My cackling American history teacher showed us that episode and the D-day scene from SPR in the same week. Im certain it would’ve been all over social media if it had existed. 

Surely All Gas No Brakes has reached early 2000s Daily Show level of cultural saturation where only an idiot would agree to be interviewed by Callaghan, right? If that dude called me and asked for an interview, I’d hang up, shut down all social media, and call some of my closest friends to have them tell me truthfully…