It’s just a dagger to my heart as a former reporter and editor who left the field because--you guessed it--there were no jobs. 

“Ok Marketing Dept: how much should a thing cost?”

Send him a copy of the movie The Dish with Sam Neill in it but tell him it's a documentary.

I always wanted to be a McCarthy, you know?

Symbiotes are like onions

Jo Brand has made me laugh on more than one occasion, but Catherine Ryan’s career as a comedian in the UK just astounds me. She’s like a dollar store knock off of Sarah Silverman or Amy Schumer...

He does seem to be a rather weak performer on British panel shows (which is the only context I know him from), but it is interesting how much people seem to hate him rather than be indifferent to. Is it just that he’s wealthy and people suspect that he got where he is through his wealth and connections, or is it…

I’ve always kind of liked Gerard Butler, although I’m not sure why. I can’t remember seeing him in anything good, except for *maybe* RocknRolla.

They should’ve pulled it because Jack Whitehall is the worst comedian working today.

Actually, she asked to renegotiate her contract before the lawsuit was launched, and they said no, whereas other actors have been able to do so since the pandemic started.

Gah! Borax Body Spray was right there!

Not just genuinely unsure, but so genially and politely wanting to make sure that her insult was reaching the proper target, lol. Like your grandma making sure she prank-called the right number or something.

He looks like Wormtongue during his second career making Taken ripoffs.

Fun fact, while shooting this film Van-Damme was also filming Hill Billy Elegy 2.

He looks like a pallid bog mummy.

Leave Skeletor alone! He has enough problems with all those do gooders.

Little known fact that all British media productions are thinly disguised jobs programs and must have hired at least 75% of all British character actors by the end of their run. This was relatively straightforward with Harry Potter and it’s ~1000 bit parts, but it’s more awkward with a small core cast. It’s going to…

20 Mule Team.

“Nosferatu,” by Lancome. Tagline: ”Bring out the best undead in all of us.”

“In my new movie, I play a riverboat captain who is horrified to discover my wacky city slicker passengers are trying to discover a magic tree.”