A Few Grim Men?

But does this new He-Man pray? Oh my God, does he pray?

That’s the response I would expect to get when asking an extremely drunk twenty year old to explain their final assignment for creative writing class.

Taylor Swift has a mean deformed son?

You know who likes shouting?! SHEOGORATH! DAEDRIC PRINCE OF MADNESS!

I realize this is all in service of spectacular CGI action and explosions with slick-looking aliens but I’ll say it again.

Combine ‘The Purge’ and ‘The Hangover’ into one franchise: a group of best buddies have to retrace their steps and figure out who they brutally murdered the night before.

Opening night, eleven hundred men went into the theater. 316 men come out, Clifford took the rest, September the 17th, 2021. 

“I am! Engage the Caterpillar!”

It’s a kids movie. Of COURSE they’ll pick up his shit.

‘Darby Camp’ sounds like a theater group from San Francisco.

As someone who lives in New York City, why do all of these movies take place in New York City?

Ah, a constant glassy, dead-eyed stare on a giant beast. So true to the source material.

It’s quality, not quantity is what I keep telling myself while praying that the man doesn’t die before finishing the damn books.

Well, we’ll always have Captain America: The Winter Soldier. The film with the slow burn towards a reveal that was so impactful that it turned Agents of Shield from a generic TV show bound to be canceled to a good TV show that kept getting better until it had to veer off into it’s own sub-dimension around Season 5. Oh…

Epic Rap Battles isn’t always my jam, but Tolkein calling out Martin for using the genre he built up with “You’re a pirate, you even stole my Arr Arr” is tremendous.

Don’t worry, there will always be popular media dominating the discourse that will not interest us.

Lancia’s shenanigans to win the 83' championship is the stuff of legend!

Does that vid show the severed fingers found inside an air intake by the Peugeot mechanics?  

I really hope they explain how Allison ended up with Kevin.  Unless she was pressured in some way, I don’t see how she would ever end up with that schlub.