I don’t really understand the necessity of this. I'm gay but I find the lack of straight men to form close friendships to be problematic. It potentially teaches that there's no such thing as good friends because it would mean they're gay - when they aren't. I don't care if anyone wants to consider this in their heads…

Oh my gosh, thank you!!! Haha this is truly transportive

They should just have him made a movie of Red Dead Redemption 2, considering this is a sidequest in it

How the fuck had I completely forgotten Good News Week existed!?

That Goldeneye theme music...

If you don’t want to watch the whole 14 minute video, the big takeaway is that Mountain Dew Baja Blast is coming back this summer and it’s bringing its awful progeny, Baja Flash and Baja Punch. I actually can’t tell if that’s a joke or not.

The old women were the only purposeful part to me.

But I’m also pretty tired of queer subtext. Give me queer text or GTFO. 

Ready Player Two: The BFG

Hahaha agreed. I do think the whole “yo-yo” thing was more late ‘90s, turn-of-the-millennium. I’m a few years younger than DeHaan, but I remember flashy, light-up yo-yos that could do advanced tricks were like THE toy to have when i was in middle school, which was more like ‘00-’03.

Control was such a mixed bag. They had some interesting gameplay ideas with the superpowers you earned throughout the game, and a couple of the puzzles were interesting, but the combat was utter garbage and there was too much of it. The story started out seeming like they couldn’t decide between being a straight-faced…

Actually, my favourite part of BOTW is just after leaving the plateau and venturing into “the wild” for the first time. Many enemies are dangerous and it really felt like a big unknown world that might take some skill to journey across.

I rode a jet ski once. Rented it, took it out on the lake, had a fine time. BUT...at the end of the hour, the rental guys were a bit dismissive, because I hadn’t used much gas.  I hadn’t, I guess, been the jet ski badass I was supposed to be.  Looking back, I realize I should have at least raked a manatee or two.  I…

Which makes it funny, and I guess ironic, that Disney was pretty much the first megacorp to give benefits to same-sex partners.

My only disagreement is that you should have said “extremely sweetened tapioca.”

“Oh, the cropped out the lesbians in Star Wars! Damn China!”

I would love your version. Fancy hit men hotels have to have fancy restaurants, right?

One of the smarter things Sony has done is release the retcon Ratchet & Clank for free over the summer. I never would have bought that game but ended up having a fucking ball with it and now I desperately want a PS5 to play Rift Apart

Nah, it’s probably that RPGs have become far less RPG-like over the years.

I hear that.

Said it before and I’ll say it again, BOTW is the best Zelda game until you beat your first divine beast and then it becomes one of the worst Zelda games. And Beast Ganon is the worst incarnation of Ganon.