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A Cablp or a Taco Bell?

You can’t let a cat on your keyboard, they could trigger the flaw in the Pinnacle Chip!

That’s brilliant. 

Andrew Warhola disagrees!

One of the most famous things Josh Duhamel ever did was blame Draymond Green for his ex-wife’s (Fergie) horrendous national anthem performance during an All-Star game.

NO! Too Fungible! No good!

I remember watching a Behind the Scenes video on the heist episode of Rick and Morty and Harmon had this sort of irrational, Doug Walker-esque hatred of heist movies that nobody else seemed to get.

Shit, I was supposed to learn something?

Tom Hanks will consider it

So you’re saying it was a breakout hit?

you don’t have to out-swim the shark, you have to out-swim the dead-eyed wax figure next to you.

Yes.

If being a trollish shitbag rewards people, how come I never get any fucking stars?

People will still wax lyrical about them.

If you want relevance go to the Relevant Fest. Just be careful what you do because everything that happens there matters.

I have not but I'll check it out. Or if I have I've forgotten about it. Also I just want to say I appreciate your breakdown as well. There's too many people that just say "This game is trash", which is easy to say. If you can actually articulate why the game doesn't work, its much more valid then just a blanket

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I was about to say, “Ya know, Stephen Colbert would make a pretty good Reed Richards” until I realized that he’d already kinda played Reed Richards.

I was never a big Simpsons fan, but somehow I was home and not at church for that episode.