That’s because stories about drummers fit Hollywood films so well.

He should have gotten a kitchen sink to sing it. Everything else is in that fucking movie.

Sometimes when the hospital sent things out to a reference lab, I’d get a report from the hospital which only said “See separate report.” It was pointless to send me a piece of paper that informed me that the information I wanted was not on that piece of paper, but on a different piece of paper. Why not just send me…

I’m sure that whatever’s haunting this place is just the work of some old man trying to scare people off the land so he can claim some sort of treasure buried there.

TIL failing to invade Canada and having your capital burned down is ‘winning’

So you’re an Australasian then?

A 32-33 yo woman went to producers to try to get out of a legal contract because she didn’t want to work with or was afraid of the director and headliner of the movie AND CRIED.

yes, really

Every aspect of this incident is analogous to race relations in America (the only place I’ve lived) which is what is so infuriating to Blacks and shoulder-shruggingly ‘meh, was it THAT big a deal?’ to others.

I read it as “travel lock” and thought it was an ad for some kind of site that guaranteed low airfare.

I ate them but I didn’t kill them!

Based on the title I would have assumed this was an adaptation of Joanne Greenberg’s autobiographical book.

After seeing it, I can I feel it was no better or worse than King of Monsters. I think I have more personal gripes about it than than King of Monsters. I’m glad it did well financially overall, both domestically and internationally. I just found it too stupid to continue with suspension of disbelief. I get it, it is…

Jeeves is tired of having to answer your questions, Bertie Wooster! And shave off that ridiculous mustache while your at it! Sir.

I’m guessing that someone at the CW is probably working on “Quimby: Medical Examiner,” even as we speak.

Or it could just be that they’re nerds, and nerds who obsess over just about any property tend to get toxic about it regardless of the tone or implied politics of the work itself. People managed to get shitty and aggressive over fucking She-Ra. Supernatural and Sherlock were absolute minefields. My Little Pony was My…

A third is their open disdain for the fact that the source material is written for children.

Wait, when did Hemingway and Mrs. Slocombe hook up?

It seems to me that rather than dump on Donald Trump for courting the white working class with racism or dump on Mike Rowe for getting cuddly with the fossil fuel industry to create a political bulwark among that same white working class, the political left (which, since everything is politicized, includes…

LA Noire wasn’t exactly a Rockstar joint, though - initially Sony Computer Entertainment Australia was funding and producing until Rockstar took over. That particular production, mobbing and crunch clusterfuck was on Team Bondi, and especially creative director Brendan McNamara. By most accounts, the situation…