No body at the Grammys truly wins.

I once worked somewhere that taught us sales technique using Green Eggs and Ham, so to me it’s been a foundational conservative text since the late Eighties at least.

What you did there? I see it. And I like it.

is grandspas guitar, is haunteds by the olds 

Well they’re scousers, so it’s ‘foockhen’

Time is a flat circle.

Is there anything more petty than journalist-on-journalist infighting? They seem to think that, because we read their news articles, that whatever inane drama they’re dealing with is somehow also worth our time and attention.

Fries that suck.

“Nice web, bitch...”

He freaking owned that movie. 

I agree with you, but I also understand that some people think a $0.99 fast food hamburger that has been under a heat lamp for half an hour is as good as a ribeye prepared by a professional with a 700 degree salamander.

Yeah, kind of strikes me as “Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference, it’s all the same, right?” kind of thinking.

LOL, yeah, that timeline is Black Knight level optimism.

If the place has gone downhill, then probably. 

Exactly. I could see this working really well

It practically writes itself!

I can only see it if instead it’s a half Frasier, half Cheers reunion. Where for some reason he’s back in Boston and finds Cheers is gentrified, and he’s the only one who loves it. 

Yep.  If they didn't need you, to market you go.  Recruitment for pirates usually happened after attacking a ship.  Some people would join because being a merchant was a shitty job.  Some would be kidnapped, especially if you were a carpenter.  There are plenty of stories of carpenters being kidnapped and later hanged…

Well that’s a book I have to make sure doesn’t find its way onto my reading list somehow...

That’s homework. You’re describing homework.