Shion Takeuchi, is half-Japanese herself

I was also not the best P.A.

WHOOOO BLACK BETTY!

Maybe Gabrielle was trying to save us from it.

“We should legalise drugs!”

You know, I’m not a fan of rom-coms (Shaun of the Dead notwithstanding) but I always appreciate these columns.

Aye. The whole “he actively pointed the gun at these people and pulled the trigger” very reductive. And the “he fucked around” simply inaccurate. 

Hard to believe it took so long for the film Dom DeLuise was directing to get to theatres.

He could have very well been in a scene where he was required to fire it at the camera, we don’t know.

And Jeff Goldblum rockin’ furs and a spangly waistcoat!

Oh, be gentle with Barsanti. He’s trying to get this snark thing down pat, and he’ll never get there if he doesn’t keep practicing. 

The first 21 years were delivered exclusively by carrier pigeon, until the US government shut their delivery program down because they were breeding a super-strain of oversized pigeons that could carry a 4oz magazine for several thousand miles that dropped gigantic shit that could crush schoolchildren. 

I don’t play multiplayer, because gamers are cunts. 

Have a fucking cry about it.

MORE HOVIS ADS, I SAY!

Wait, this isn’t the sequel to the Stephen King trucking movie?

...Denny Crane...

...so they completely miss the point of gaming?

I mean, he’s gonna need dance training to keep up with Mahky-Mahk.

I fucking love his risingly-concerned, but still politely-restrained “Allan...!” when Hal starts creeping on him. That’s a perfect line delivery right there.