I’m all for him being 60s Number 2 on a podcast.

That “Never go with a hippie to a second location” is absolutely true. I know it’s true, but I’d love to hear everyone’s stories behind that joke.

“BRO, BRO, LISTEN, BRO- BRO, LISTEN. YOU TOTALLY HAVE FREE WILL, BRO, AND YOU’RE GONNA USE THAT FREE WILL TO DO THESE FUCKIN’ SHOTS, BRO. YOU CAN CHOOSE TO DO THESE SHOTS, BRO, OR, BRO, YOU CAN CHOOSE TO BE A FUCKING PUSSY.”

There has been an amount of absurd talk...

At which point you may as well hand animate.

Nice catch. You need more stars. 

Just challenge him to a spelling contest. He’ll aneurysm out.

Joe Rogan is nowhere near smart enough to be a Boeing engineer, but. 

He strikes me as that meathead jock who got into uni on a sports scholarship, was studying Sports Physiology or some shit, but took a Philosophy 101 course because a chick he was trying to bang took it and after scraping through with a Pass grade now believes he’s an intellectual. 

Meh, she hasn’t slept with you, because that’d mean you’d have lost your virginity. 

Meanwhile, these things are an absolute piece of piss to clean:

Your username screams of someone who thinks that if he beats a woman until she has sex with him it doesn’t count as rape.

For anyone considering Ivermectin, as a former cattle farmer, I’d be willing to administer for them.

But! But! He added algorithms! Which is technology!

Free Willy Frankenstein

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an actor who makes every muscle in her face put in work

My current favourites are Bravos:

You’ve heard of pie apples, right? That there’s a pie chart apple.

I’m a Granny Smith die-hard