In Australia, we just get this vague, almost art-house-esque ads that list vague symptoms and problems, and the with an ominous “Ask you’re doctor if you feel woozy after taking a massive shit” and a tiny logo for Pfizer or Smithkline Beecham or whoever.

Maybe we deserved the pandemic.

..Dane DeHaan...Ansel Elgort...Alden Ehrenreich

I just want every non-Australian to know that Rebel Wilson is a private school girl (and it as a single-sex school) from inner-city Sydney who got her start by punching down by playing a “Westie” - a stereotypical classist stereotype from the less-well-off Western Suburbs of Sydney.

I thought Cats was the worst part of Cats?

My favourite was the story about how he got on a plane next to a woman with a crying baby. Corden simply plugged into some headphones into his phone, and ignored the baby that cried the whole flight.

What did you study?

Well, when you nerds finally grow up I’ll use a mature insult. But as long as you continue to be nothing but men- and womenchildren, I’ll keep using it.

Fuck it, can we have a whole movie of that?

He’s really been getting into sourdough during COVID.

Oooh! Your doors come off easily??? I don’t care. It’s not that great of an idea.

Yeah. I feel sorry those whose lives are ruled by nothing but base efficiency and objectivity, with no room for romance.

Aye. They were a product of the Boomer’s post-war economic boom, where you could hold a job that only had you working five days a week as the sole earner for you family, as well as a station wagon for the wife. Needed to pack the kids and missus off for a weekend? That’s what your second car is for. 

The Spackle Museum occupies far, far too much of my mindshare, and has for the twenty-odd years.

No one expects you to understand. Back to Kotaku with you, where you commence figuratively and literally circlejerk over cosplay tits.

Eh, not yet. Give ‘em a few more dismal Netflix failures.

If you mean a white cast member whose name is actually “Brown Token”, then judging from the cast list there probably is.

“So gender-neutral we’re not actually sure if those’re actual nouns!”

“Will there be a full-frontal nude scene?”

His inheritance claim to the Buchanan Petroleum empire is threatened when Isabella Crovetti, a glamourous young Italian woman, flies in from Milan claiming to Buchanan Senior’s long-last bastard daughter from a fling he had on the Amalfi Coast back in 1968.