His roadie was all right.

It’s classic Chris Nolan’s Brother writing: there’s a “concept”. Character depth is unnecessary, and, in fact, would distract from the “genius” of the concept (at this point, Jonathan Nolan would fart and then inhale deeply through his nose).

What? This is outrageous! I’m sick of male producers who use their power to mishandle and sexually abuse female actors-

Legalising pot in the United States was a mistake.

That show is a fucking documentary if you’ve ever worked in local government.

If they have to “reboot” something, since getting original content a green light is an uphill battle, find another British show and give it an American spin.

I never liked the US Office, because it just felt an improv troupe with an ensemble class. More focused on the wHaCkY and zAnY antics of people who are lOl So RaNdOm.

Literally all I remember is how fucking odd Pitt’s performance is compared to everyone else’s. I was genuinely wondering if they had like a specific director and writer just for Pitt, and another set for everyone else.

He really was the worst PM. Keating, as usual, said it best of the little coconut: “He’s a suburban white picket fence racist.” He was indeed a weak little man; if he hadn’t gone into politics, he’d have just been that bloke who does conveyancing out of his home office in Dulwich Hill. 

See also: not tuning your drums.

This is why we need to care for the planet, people. We to think about what sort of world we’re going to leave for Keith Richards.

I remember thinking “The fucking Seppoes are gonna drag us into something stupid, aren’t they?”

OK, Zoomer.

Or maybe they’re just not a pack of slutshaming, anti-vaxxing, war-crime-positive dickheads.

Only if he rocks a dago moustache.

I’m pretty sure Canada is the avatar of America’s intelligence.

It’s a classic move: put in a scapegoat for a bit, so that any dipshit you really to put be put in seems great by comparison. Reddit did it with a female CEO; Top Gear did it with that ranga drip.

Ah, the over-long allegory for racism that was Bright, about as subtle as a baseball bat to the noggin where- SUDDENLY NINJA ELVES, MOTHERFUCKERS.  

Remember Bright? That was one of the okay-est movies of the mid-to-late 90s.