An AA B- is more like an A+++++ from other reviewers!

I think you may have gotten fucked over by Kinja’s infinite scroll bullshit.

Him and Stephen Fry on QI was just gold:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

First brother to play that game witha stick.

Weebs and Star Wars nerds: the fattest cash buckets on the planet.

No? Then again, I’ve been out of high school for a while.

He’s gotta be responsible for the “THERE’S MORE VODKA IN THIS PISS...THAN PISS!”

Somewhere at Eon Productions:

Well, it was either that, or skin their chauffeurs.

They need to innovate, like Barbershop did back in the eighties:

I’ll see your Bunk Moreland and raise Clay “Golden Goose” Davis:

BREAK OUT THE OFFICIAL TOM CRUISE HEIGHT ADJUSTER!

Why not? America still has a presidency, right? 

Best. Captain. America. Ever.

It’s amazing a Genuine™ British Lady™ can play a gritty Noo Yorker street gal type:

I heard he didn’t even speak out against Ellie Kemper’s teenage pageant attendance.

My Batman origin script involves Martha & Thomas dying from slipping in the shower. Different showers, different times - see, that’s the twist.

Sam strikes me as the exact sort of guy who earnestly and regularly uses the “IT WAS JUST A JOKE!” defence.

Behold, Art Nalls and SHAR!