Also boo that Peggy didn’t even call herself Captain Britain or Excalibur. Boo I say.

The best ones were all just the kids being kids - utterly fucked-up kids, but kids nonetheless. “Casa Bonita” and “Scott Tenorman Must Die” were great.

You say that as if stock brokers aren’t into fart jokes.

Not that I’m aware of.

precocious crap

Is William Gibson on that?

Hell, it’s not just clothes. Everything. I guess it’s because everything’s a prop and is kept in a curate, climate-controlled warehouse, but still.

SPEAK ENGLISH, LASERFACE! WE AIN’T SCIENTISTS!

Serious question: who plays Dan Akroyd and John Belushi?

There’d better be a fuckin’ Aretha machete fight in this. 

Nerds - including gamers - can only possess cultural capital by purchasing stuff and letting everyone know they’ve purchased it. They’re the biggest consumer culture on the planet.

Listen, pal, I don’t need you to put a flag up in order for me to walk around your house without pants.

Yeah, it’s not like Wheeler Dealers, where Edd China is a genuinely likeable, knowledgeable, professional, and Mike Brewer was just a trash used car salesman cliché.

My mum’s obsessed with those shows. Last time I visited her and had dinner, she had those Ford siblings or whatever on the tube.

There’s only one American picker I want to see a show on:

Who the fuck is Ed Brubaker?

Eh, there’s a more important female agent we need a movie about.

That was nowhere near as hilarious as the Gawker shitcunts get reamed by the lawyers during their trial.