Not to be confused with Milkpowder Gunshake, about a food technologist working in the dairy industry whose gets nervous when he handles firearms.

Oscar Isaac is...THE ANTE-UPPER.

More movies should have Stellan Skarsgaard roving around crazy-eyed in Y-fronts, aye.

That’s also my weakness.

Clarice Starling as the Phil Coulson character, please.

HAHAHAH! Oh, silly. Classic movies don’t exist because they’re pieces of art meant to watched, enjoyed, and contemplated. Classic movies exist so that Communications degree drop-outs can drop their titles on pop-culture websites in order to appear somewhat smart.

The teaser image released by Netflix shows Diane and Daniel sitting on a New York-style stoop

We should be grateful he managed to spell “Ben” correctly.

Calibrate your monitor.

Some massive interpersonal skills you’ve got there. Good work.

Now kiss.

Awwww. Look how pissed you are.

See? Look how much you’re tugging ILM’s dick. 

I like how BJ always looks like he’s knows something is afoot, but he’s just not quite sure what.

Maybe we get a scene where where the blowjob ghost unzips Atherton’s pants and we see he’s just Metatron-smooth down there.

Ooh! Ooh! Is accusing someone of being a “qanon” the new Godwin’s law? Like, if you just mention it all your little feculent internet friends gather around and clap you and pat you on your back?

the games industry where we hire

Man, I fucking hate how Kinja shows me greyed comments in my notifications, but I can’t actually see them on the actual page to reply...

Fuckit, why can’t we get a Hallmark Homewrecker movie of that?!