Maybe he’s busy writing another novel about being a staid Englishman dealing with crippling Catholic guil- wait. 

He’s a good director. Easily of the calibre of Steven Spielber or Oliver Ston.

Hey, Autumn: this thing is called a “light meter”:

*laughs in Queensland Health*

This will always be his finest role:

Did the pig buy a bunch of dinosaur skulls and New Orleans tombs and get investigated by the IRS as well?

She can spell? Well, guess she’s never getting a job at the AV Club.

How...avant-garde!

He always referred to himself as a cook, not a chef. He’s not the guy who gets to order the brigade around, or figure out that a night wasabi foam for perfect compliment the sous-vide monkfish, he was the guy who was on his feet doing nothing but manning the grill for eight hours straight, or peeling spuds, or…

He’ll have to fall back on his massive ice-resurfacing family fortune.

Maybe with your boring diet. 

Prime Video Australia features over 110,000 films, nearly 109,000 of which aren’t Bollywood productions.

As an Aussie, I respectfully request someone bring back A*MAZING.

Please do not put the image of Anthony Bourdain going up Guy Fieri’s chili alley in my head.

I can hear him now...

Netflix does indeed love their neckbeard (referred) nostalgia.

That’s not a schooner...

YOU DUMB BASTARD...

In the support beam of one of those South African gold mines.