Of course she didn’t die in the “crash.” She was taken to the Delta Quadrant. We know this.

She’s in the Delta quadrant where the aliens left her and a bunch other random people the abducted.

You missed a major category: Cars with built in USB ports.

Yeah, but they’ll be filling the city and stadium with Raiders fans, not people.

I am insulted.

I feel like a person whose introduction to porn was their rapist abductor kind of doesn't have the most level starting point for a conversation about the subject. But maybe that's just me.

The Iliad don’t got shit on this post holy fuck

Simplest solution. Close down this stupid type of event...Going round and round and round and round, like, literally, brain damaged animals.
I don’t see any F1 or other track races with similar cases, so the inherent problem is with the type of event.

Jawbone UP2. Simple, 10 day battery life, reasonably priced, fantastic app, fantastic support. Low profile - even fits comfortably under my cuffs.

Jawbone UP2. Simple, 10 day battery life, reasonably priced, fantastic app, fantastic support. Low profile - even…

I would agree if the other teams in the division weren’t the Dolphins, Bills, and Jets

But let’s get creative. And international.

I'm glad this exists, but anyone else kind of weirded out that it's kind of like dropping off a rental at blockbuster?

This tray is wet... this tray is wet... this tray is wet...

Surprised in an article mostly talking about Keemstar there was no mention of that time he completely got it wrong about a 60+ year old Runescape Twitch player and made him cry on camera when people came in to harass him. Spoilers: it wasn’t him and the guy he thought he was is still in jail.

Titans fans have to be used to getting hosed by now.

If Bayley loses to Asuka tonight, it’s going to be both the saddest *and* happiest moment. Because I think everybody watching in Dallas (and at home) will start to realize this could be “it” and come Sunday/Monday she will be debuting on the main roster.

I once thought I was playing Eve for several hours, turns out I just change my PC wallpaper to a starscape and left Excel open

Looking for a place in my PC to shove the 4 MB ram expansion pak.

You’re the man now, dog.