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Punch trees first!

Is it an unpopular opinion to suggest that actual cheese lovers have nothing to worry about?

“Ceci n’est pas un combat”

I grew up with Metal Gear Solid, so ‘Verbose political dialogue’ is dandy with me.

Its hilarious rhat people are dicks about what other people enjoy. If you dont like it dont watch it, why piss on other peoples enjoyment?

Apt description of any late night reststop bathroom visit when traveling along I-95.

That Pains me.

MS Just went in and dropped the Mic on Sony. If Sony doesn’t announce similar it’s gonna be hard to top that, don’t care what games they announce.

rats who live in the Green Monster, now mutated and enormous

“Empty” is not the same as “open,” Roger.

Homeworld!

Originally registered in Liberia as “Floating Petri Dish,” but Royal Caribbean nixed that one before launch.

This is the type of hard-hitting journalism we, as everyday consumers, are incessantly pining for yet aren’t given. This is 17.43 times better than hearing every news outlet talk about some deflated balls which could have been solved by using an analog pressure gauge. Thank you Jalopnik for going where no journalist

[quietly takes down Joe Biden poster from office wall]

And they replied: "Do what again?"

I hope it fairs better than another NX I was thinking about...

"This is not a drill."
-Eli Manning after 12 minutes of trying to screw in a 2x4 with a toothbrush.

Well Rockstar made it easy to port to any next gen platform of choice regardless of your last gen platform. Also as a Destiny player on PS4, Bungie's site detects my halo stats from my 360 days. So why would Harmonix be any different? I want this game pretty bad, but I will refuse to buy it if they alienate me and not

You try living there and not complaining.