No doubt about that. I also love that he's watching old school WWF on his B&W TV (Bob Backlund vs one of the "Wild Samoans", I think).

I didn't mean to imply that you needed to lighten up. More like a response to the numerous posts. Sorry about that, Fat Stuff. ; )

I don't get the hate this movie is getting here. Lighten the fuck up. No, it's not scary, and it's nowhere near as good as the original, but it's a lot of fun with some damn funny performances (with some classic actors like Dorothy Lamour and George Kennedy). Old Chief Wood'n Head is absolutely hilarious. Try not to…

Ummmm….where is Newsted? He left the band years ago.

"I like rape."

The band's official Twitter account posted something recently that was very leaning to the possibility that a new album may be in the works.

I can't listen to it anymore. So played out. See also: Pearl Jam's "Daughter".

Are some Soundgarden fans still pretending that King Animal is a "great album"? Because for me, that album was kind of like watching Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Sometimes it's best if they *don't* make a new album. It's one of the reasons I have mixed feelings about a new Faith No More album…..

What about ABC's new fantasy reality show, The Quest?

Difficult to take you seriously with Hayden Christiansen in your avatar.

"Trash"?

EPISODE AARP

Ugh. NO. Time to die.

What? No Zac Efron?!

Nicely done. But I bet he doesn't know how to get unlimited extra guys in Contra.

Reboot Robey (Roboot?).

Posted this on The Dissolve as well: Seek out the DVD/Blu-ray commentary on the Twilight Zone episode Mickey Rooney starred in called "The Last Night of the Jockey". It is 110% batshit crazy and probably the most bizarre rant I've ever heard.

Is your last sentence sarcasm? Christ, I think that's every space scientist's wet dream. No. They would kill for that opportunity.

Thanks for reminding me how atrocious Pierce's old man makeup was. For as gorgeous as the rest of the movie looked, that was just shit. Worst old man makeup since Billy Crystal in Mr Saturday Night.

Yet he cannot afford a dream team for the mission? Why were they conceived as dipshits?! Weyland is supposed to be one of the richest men in the planet, yet he can't afford smart people? I see. I can handle many of the script's faux pas, but I can't forgive how the scientists were written to be so dumb (helmets with…