Yeah, shut the fuck up about THE FOG. If you don't like that one, you don't like Carpenter. FACT!

Apparently, Katee Sackhoff shows her naked boobies in this movie.

What about the Hartford Whalers? "Brass Bonanza", baby!

Fuck you, The Stephen Bowie.

My God, was that a reference to Mr Bungle's "After School Special"?

Native American turns to camera with lonely tear in his eye as he thinks about the the now-polluted career landscape of Johnny Depp.

Shia The Beef? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Can you repeat the joke so I don't have to go looking for it? I promise I won't get up in your shit.

Kind of weird to read an article about the eulogy for a man whose heart basically exploded as a result of poor maintenance and then see giant ads for BEN & JERRY'S INCREDIBLE NEW BANANA PEANUT BUTTER GREEK FROZEN YOGURT plastered on the side.

Bob Benson is Mitt Romney.

Them Crooked Vultures = most forgettable "superband" of the century. I can't recall being so severely underwhelmed by a such a heavily-hyped project that sounded like nothing more than a mediocre bar band.

Pro Wrestling for women. Same thing. Closeted gays, fixed story lines, recycled story lines, and Chris Harrison is basically Mean Gene Okerlund with hair.

Sorry, but your post didn't read as a "joke". More like alarmist nerd-rage.

Fucking relax. Disney owns Lucasfim, just as Disney owns Pixar. It's the same as "Pixar made an offer to Tom Hanks to be in Toy Story 3". Lucasfilm still exists as an entity, just as Marvel Studios and Pixar exist, too. They're just owned by a giant. Get it?

I hated how Redux made Kilgore seem cartoon-y, when he's shouting after them on his bull-horn after they've left, and the crew just starts laughing at him. Pacing and overlongness aside, I hated that more than anything else in Redux. Anyway, it's good to have those deleted scenes looking all nice and sparkly now on…

Kael loses all credibility in my book for her shameful dismissals of Kubrick.

"Darling Nikki" would've been a whole lot better.

My wife and I have joked that an "Angel's Restaurant" spin-off would make for a great multi-camera "comedy", most likely suited for TBS.