People dying was pretty much the plot.

DONALD TRUMP IS THE U.S. PRESIDENT

Asshole Geographer sounds like a very unpleasant job.

Bonnie Wraith?

That's like that "Remember Me" 9/11 schlock.

Nazi boobs beat not see boobs, though.

Kate Winslet's breasts need to be in everything. Kate Winslt movies, non-Kate Winslet movies, television commercials, radio commercials, license plate stickers…

Car wouldn't start—>getting laid? Now that's a cliche!

I'm kind of annoyed this movie threatens to wreck nice-looking classic cars.

I hop his mom' a stripper who dances to "Love Hurts".

Dude abides
Dude's abidden
Dude abides again

There is literally no other reason to watch AWiP.

Just because there's no money in it.

I think they call them chums, or mates.

You were in porn?

Reasons I did:
1. Kate Winslet's boobs

You always thought you'd see him one more time again.

Fun fact: that flyer was also a stock certficate.

No.

I remember my mom a) dragging us out of bed on the night of the crash to watch the news, and b) bringing me into Boston to stand in line for hours to sign a condolence book at the British consolate